Ewaste removal Guarantee

“We’ll Pay You $1 per Minute in Cash If We’re Late.”

We take pride in delivering an on-time, professional service, but if we are late, we’ll pay you $1 per minute in cash, on the spot. But I must warn you, it doesn’t happen very often…

Here’s the fine print…
We’ll arrange a 2-hour time slot with you. As soon as that time-slot ends, the clock starts…
The maximum payment is $60 (60 minutes).

We may reschedule with you before a job begins. In that case, this guarantee will apply at the new time.